50 Shades of Cliches
Written by: Anonymous
I got 30 minutes into this propaganda piece. The cast is a bunch of nobodies, these two have no chemistry as Grey & Steel. When will these bored women in Connecticut stop churning out these pulp romance novellas? I hope never because somehow this is empowering women. However, there seems to be a racial profiling issue with Juan getting rocked in the face for being *too friendly*. What about Christian? He is a stalker!! He could be on a sex offender list somewhere! Their romance is a lie. The build up and fantasy is what keeps women attracted. Once the fantasy is fulfilled and her priceless virginity is taken, all they have left in the end is tension. I believe this is part of a new genre of film I file under “Fri (backwards) Ktion.” It’s tension + fiction + wackness. Think of someone writing a script, and trying to option it off to as many Korean filmmakers he can. Recommended to: Someone who is scared of porn, sheltered Midwestern housewives.